tallcurlygirl:

verytamenow:

kayspiracy:

Calvin: 33 - is older than her (and most of her exes)

Joe: 26 - only a year younger than her and they haven’t been “together” for long enough for the song to be about him (considering production)

Tom: 36 - I don’t even need to get into this lmao

Dianna: 31 - Again, definitely not about her given she’s older than Tay

Karlie: 25 - Almost 3 years younger, and going by the women she’s dated, much younger than any of them

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Assuming she is not talking about beards, Karlie would really be the only one that fits the lyric. Now if you’re saying “what about harry!!!1!?”, please note that I am rolling my eyes harder than Adele rolls in the deep. 1. The song is about a HIDDEN love, which you have to admit, Hayl*r was not. 2. Hayl*r was a reciprocal bearding arrangement and not a real relationship. 3. IT LASTED LESS THAN A FULL MONTH IN 2012, even if it were real (which it wasn’t), I would hope she would be over it by now. 

“Younger than my exes”
Di’s 3 years older. Emily was what? 6 years older? Julianne and Liz were both older too.

yes all the ex girlfriends, without exception, are older than Tay ;) 

“I am rolling my eyes harder than Adele rolls in the deep” gotta be my fav quote of the day

kaydar:

“Lights down low, no-one has to know” is a reference to the secret Bahamas vacation she took with Karlie.

“Let the games begin” is a reference to the staging of her fake vacation with Calvin Harris as cover for the inspiration behind the song.

(Seriously, if you think those OTT poses and that corny foot pop fits this song ABOUT A SECRET LOVE in any way, I don’t know what to tell you. Those showy insta posts fly in the face of the actual song.)

taylorswiftordie13:

were-too-busy-dancing:

pickingfights:

MY FEELINGS GOT HURT WHEN SHE STARTED PICKING ON FEARLESS TAYLOR. PROTECT HER

SAME, THAT WAS HARD

When Taylor Swift era Taylor cried I cried

I would lie if I say I didn’t get all emo when I saw her wearing the YBWM shirt again….

fade-into-views:

SHE WAS DRIVING A NEW MASERATI DOWN A DEAD END STREET AND GOT IN A CRASH HOLDING A GRAMMY BECAUSE RED DESERVED A GRAMMY IM SCREAMING

And the sad part was that the media were already lining up waiting for her to hit the pole

I’m SO glad that I fell asleep before VMAs and woke up just a minute ago. I would’ve broke one of my thumbs from typing toooo fast about the LWYMMD mv…. DAMN THAT MV SLAYYYY!!! Taylor really outdid herself once again 👏👏👏And ok….. the zombie part though…. a little warning would be nice Tay *I’m cool, I didn’t get scared nope.*

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